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Things That Make You Go Hmmm? Phone Sex

I’ve been doing phone sex for quite some time now, and I have heard it all, or so I think??? Just when I thought I’d heard everything, someone calls me and wants some crazy fantasy that I never thought existed, and I thought I knew it all, HA!

I really didn’t understand some fetishes, for example, the Balloon Fetish- don’t get it and never will.

In case you’re wondering:

An individual with a balloon fetish achieves sexual arousal and gratification from balloons. The fetish may involve blowing up balloons, popping them, or lying on them. A balloon fetish may stem from an early balloon phobia, where fetishists come to associate the adrenaline rush of popping a balloon with a sexual response.

I have realized that it doesn’t matter what the fantasy or fetish may be; it’s all about how fucking horny you get talking about it or actually doing it.

In my younger years of doing this, I thought some things were so off the wall crazy, but now that I am older (ha, ha), I see how much it turns you on, and now I get turned on. See how that works?

The moral of this story is to bring on the nastiness because this bitch can take it and even enjoy your strange and outlandish fantasies/fetishes.

The One and Only,

Cum Eating Queer Phone Sex

I heard about your secret obsession. You’re a little closet cock sucker! I always thought there was something different about you. I saw the way your eyes would glaze over, especially when we were in the company of those big, beefy men at the gym. I always wondered if the stories that were told about you staring in the showers at those huge cocks were true. Now I know!

I would love to help you fulfill your fantasy as a cum dumpster. Maybe we can have a date and visit those adult movie stores in the shady parts of town. You know, the ones with the booths and glory holes! Or we could just whore you out discreetly, putting a listing online letting all the horny young studs know you’re craving big, thick jizz loads in your mouth.

I would love to have a party with all of our mutual male friends and show them how much of a cum eating queer you are. The best part of all of this is the fact that while you are sucking on those throbbing stiff boners, your faggot ass has a hard-on too! Jerk it off, you cock lover! Enjoy that creamy warm cum shooting in your mouth!

The One and Only,

Goddess