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Or maybe nothing like that has ever actually happened to you, at least not in “real life.” But you have inevitably thought about it and how dreadful it would be for you if it did happen. You have imagined it with a curious combination of fear and shame and . . . sexual arousal. Or maybe you were there when it happened to someone else. You felt sorry for the person. But you couldn’t help but laugh about it. You might also have gotten sexually aroused by that person’s uncontrollable, publicly expelled fart and even jacked off thinking about it, having a hell of an orgasm thinking about that fart.

Farts are a funny part of life — and so is fart fetish phone sex. All that degradation and fear and humor combine to make farts a turn-on for you. Call me and tell me your fart stories and your fart fantasies and your fart fears, and we can both enjoy ourselves with a hot and satisfying session of fart fetish phone sex.

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Savannah Steele

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How our weak human bodies betray us! Humans are a species of animal, and our body functions are a daily reminder of this fact. You can be in an important business meeting; you can be ready to propose marriage to the woman of your dreams; you can be at church or synagogue or mosque, and what happens? You fart! Before you can squeeze your asshole tight, it explodes! That big, smelly, and horribly loud fart came out at just the wrong time! You cannot help but be traumatized by it. You cannot help but remember it with the worst sort of shame. Yes, our bodies betray us, and farts are one way this happens, but it is a way that is certain to happen since all human beings have gas buildup in their bodies and all human beings have to pass it out of their bodies. It makes for some interesting fart fetish phone sex conversations.

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Savannah Steele

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I felt a little awkward; I had no idea he was going to ask me about it. I assumed it would merely stay between us awkwardly till it passed! My hands clasped together in my lap as I nodded. “Sorry, I couldn’t hold it in.” Ian shocked me by chuckling and then grabbing my shoulders. “Baby, I have a fart fetish, I even do fart fetish phone sex all the time!” His face lit up as he knelt before me and pleaded. “Please, say there is more where that one came from?” I nodded, and he groaned. “Please! Bend over, and let me sniff one!” Now, I felt both humiliated and eager. There was more where that came from, and I appreciated the offer to let them out!

I went onto my knees and gripped the back of the sofa; peering back over my shoulders, I saw seize my hips and press his nose between my cheeks. The tight biking shorts I wore would do little to deflect the tremendous blow I unleashed while waiting for him. “Ready?” When I asked, simply moaned. It was time to indulge the boy’s fart fetish phone sex fantasies!

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Savannah Steele

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Okay, so farts are embarrassing, but everyone does it. If you don’t do it, you could become sick! I had read that holding in farts was terrible, so when I was on a date with Ian, I simply let it all out. We sat on the couch, sharing a blanket and watching a movie. It was a really serious part of the movie, and I didn’t want to ruin it by getting up to excuse myself and toot in the restroom. I took the risk knowing that everyone else does it and that some males even enjoy it! I turned away from Ian and let out that fart, hoping it would be silent. Instead, it was really loud! Ian glanced at me in surprise as the backlash from my ass wind pressed on his leg. Did you just fart?”

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Savannah Steele

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