Splish and splash and SPLOSH! Oh, how I love a good sploshing phone sex call! Maybe it appeals to the fact that this mid-30s mother of a grown son still has a bit of the little kid in her that I like to talk about getting wet and messy and playing in the wet mess until the caller makes a mess on himself when he cums, and I get wet in my pussy. One thing I have always liked is watching old movies where someone gets a pie in the face. In real life, I have played with pie-in-the-face games in which I got the pie and in which I smashed the pie in someone else’s face. Have you pelted something with a cream pie? Have you been pelted with a cream pie?
