I can’t help but laugh thinking about it. It’s one of the smallest things I have ever seen. I swear I could get more pleasure from myself than I would ever get from you. I hope your tongue at least knows what it’s doing because apparently your dick forgot to grow. You called and asked to be humiliated. You and your small dick are going to get what you’re asking for. Laughter is the best medicine sometimes, and I think that it’s hilarious to know that you wanted to expose that pathetic dick (if you can call it that) to anybody, let alone someone like me.
I like what I like, and I definitely DO NOT like that thing. All it does is remind me of a clit – and I think I’ve actually seen clits bigger. You should be ashamed. Don’t bring that thing back out in public. It’s too sad and pathetic. I have a lot more things to call that itty bitty thing, but you’re gonna have to get on the phone and call me for that.
