The men who take to this fastest are almost always the ones who are in charge of something in daylight. They spend all week deciding things, and then they come to me, and I tell them exactly how to hold a tray, and something in them finally goes quiet. I find that very funny, and I tell them so.
Foot and shoe worship
I do not hurry this one. Worship is a slow act, and doing it fast means it never happened.
You are going to be talked through it in detail. The heel first, then the arch, then between, and you will not move on until I say. I will tell you what the leather smells like after a day in it. I will make you thank me between each part, out loud, in full sentences. If you are the type who needs the boot on your face rather than in your hands, say so, and we will start there instead.
