But let’s be real here… I don’t need a reason to spank a man. I feel like men are such awful creatures, for the most part, that they just deserve to be spanked for existing. I feel pretty confident in saying that over the course of your life, you have done something to deserve a spanking. Have you objectified women? Have you used women for sex and then tossed them aside? You’re a man so I’m sure you have. I will be looking forward to your spanking phone sex call. I will be waiting excitedly to take your call and punish you in the ways that I think you deserve to be punished. Don’t keep me waiting. I hate waiting. Just grab your phone right now and give me a call. I can’t wait to burn that ass up!
